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perempuan kampung surat putus cintahi this is me TIJAH...and please read my letter love tq


Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur.
Biasalah bila sudah duduk "town", mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi maut, bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang boyfriendnya yg bermata biru.

Punyalah eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki Inggeris tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya. Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tijah mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan perhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg baru sebulan dikenalinya.

Begini bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup Kecil , yg berjaya "dicuri" ..

Mike... .

I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.

I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only. Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes myself. You grab hand she.

You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are really crocodile land.

My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.

So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me.

So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to play-play with my liver.

I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't want banana to fruit two times.

Safe walk.. Tijah

P/S : hello jgn pandang rendah ok...tijah memang serius nak tinggalkan mat salleh tu MySpace
QieflysiDolce

15 comments :

Shafika Syuhada Rosli said...

worst english.. ahahaha.. lol~

ASSILA. said...

haha. hancur english kalau camni. adoyai. tijah tijah

Hamzah Ian said...

haha.. takleh blah english

nabilah abd rahman said...

tunggang langgang english si tijah ni..hahaaha

Yuni Aisyah said...

cantik beno cik tijah tu..hehe
ayat mmg lawak..pandaai gak tijah tulis om puteh..;D

Farihah Ahmad said...

tu part surat. part deting b4 breaking up dorang sebang ape je la...

QieFLy si Dolce said...

@Shafika Syuhada Rosli hahah at least mencuba uolss :P

QieFLy si Dolce said...

@ASSILA. hahah sian kat tijah....

QieFLy si Dolce said...

@Yuni Aisyahkata gadis desa smpi SPM je uolsss hahaha

QieFLy si Dolce said...

@Farihah Ahmad aku rasa pakai bahasa isyarat kot hahaha.....

QieFLy si Dolce said...

@Farihah Ahmad aku rasa pakai bahasa isyarat kot hahaha.....

Ili Shaheera said...

I don't want banana to fruit two times ea... xD

QieFLy si Dolce said...

@Ili Shaheerahahah lebih kurang mcm tu lah :p
tak nak pisang berbuah 2kali hahaha

Cath J said...

ngeh ngeh ngeh...... :D

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