Feb 10, 2011

Lawak 18sx di pagi hari

jom kita bergelak ketawa untuk santapan rohani uolsss..enjoy :


Apa beza daun betik ngan tangan perempuan?
Daun betik boleh melembutkan daging yang
keras, tangan perempuan dapat
mengeraskan daging yang lembut.

Haiwan apakah yang pertama sampai ke bulan?
Burung punai (Neil Armstrong punya)

Apa beza tayar kereta dengan kondom?
Tayar kereta kalau bocor boleh menghilangkan
nyawa, kondom plak kalau
bocor boleh menambahkan nyawa.

Apa yang mahal pada BMW
Huruf W. Cuba tukarkan W ngan X. Jadi BMX.
Kan murah tu...

Rumah apakah yang gunakan banyak air?
Rumah terbakar

Hitam, panjang, dipeluk dan diapit dua paha.
Orang sedang panjat tiang talipon.

Ubat apa yang tak ada kesan sampingan (side
effect)?
Viagra dan Krim membesarkan payudara. Kesan
dia ke depan, bukan ke
samping.

Waktu dia hidup orang menyanyi, bila dia mati
orang bertepuk tangan.
Apa dia?
Lilin kek harijadi.

Bibir bertemu bibir. Tangan asyik meraba lubang.
Mata terpejam
menikmatinya. Apa dia?
Orang sedang meniup seruling.

Apa nama sudirman masa kecil?
Sudirboy.

6 comments :

Ahmad Fauzi Aryaan (A.F.A) said...

wooo..berbaur ni...hehhee

neTToboy said...

nice one there..lawak =p

kau kesah ke?? said...

meletop! aku baca malam ni. so 18sx diwaktu malam ok ke?

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