Aug 15, 2010

Aku tahu kamu sedang bosan. Nah!! baca surat putus cinta ini

perempuan kampung surat putus cintahi this is me TIJAH...and please read my letter love tq


Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur.
Biasalah bila sudah duduk "town", mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi maut, bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang boyfriendnya yg bermata biru.

Punyalah eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki Inggeris tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya. Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tijah mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan perhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg baru sebulan dikenalinya.

Begini bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup Kecil , yg berjaya "dicuri" ..

Mike... .

I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.

I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only. Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes myself. You grab hand she.

You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are really crocodile land.

My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.

So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me.

So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to play-play with my liver.

I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't want banana to fruit two times.

Safe walk.. Tijah

P/S : hello jgn pandang rendah ok...tijah memang serius nak tinggalkan mat salleh tu MySpace
QieflysiDolce

16 comments :

Peeka Syuhada said...

worst english.. ahahaha.. lol~

ASSILA. said...

haha. hancur english kalau camni. adoyai. tijah tijah

hamzah ian said...

haha.. takleh blah english

Unknown said...

tunggang langgang english si tijah ni..hahaaha

Yuni Aisyah said...

cantik beno cik tijah tu..hehe
ayat mmg lawak..pandaai gak tijah tulis om puteh..;D

Farihah Ahmad said...

tu part surat. part deting b4 breaking up dorang sebang ape je la...

KiFli MaLLy said...

@Shafika Syuhada Rosli hahah at least mencuba uolss :P

KiFli MaLLy said...

@ASSILA. hahah sian kat tijah....

KiFli MaLLy said...

@Yuni Aisyahkata gadis desa smpi SPM je uolsss hahaha

KiFli MaLLy said...

@Farihah Ahmad aku rasa pakai bahasa isyarat kot hahaha.....

KiFli MaLLy said...

@Farihah Ahmad aku rasa pakai bahasa isyarat kot hahaha.....

ilishaheera said...

I don't want banana to fruit two times ea... xD

KiFli MaLLy said...

@Ili Shaheerahahah lebih kurang mcm tu lah :p
tak nak pisang berbuah 2kali hahaha

CathJ said...

ngeh ngeh ngeh...... :D

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